In memory of my dear friend Emily. This is the first time I've blogged since she passed away. Not only was she of my most avid blog readers, she was also one of the people that I spent many of my blog adventures with and I miss her like crazy. This piece is one that we talked about often and that I threatened and she dared me, on more than one occasion to blog about.
This adventure is one that happens about once a month. Although, whose actual adventure it is remains unclear. I suppose it depends largely on the perspective of the person who either is the party or, the the person who is party to the adventure.
From the perspective of being an actual participant, it's kind of more like an out of control Carnival ride, with salty chips, soda, loads of chocolate, and sometimes cotton candy.
This is also dedicated to all the women who have had 'life" happen to them, and the men who happen to witness the happening and those who have lived through it to see it repeat itself....and when I say happen, I just mean that there are times (Men pay close attention) when a woman really has no control over her emotions. We're not talking about shopping for new houses with pretty kitchens and bathrooms, or for new shoes. Coincidentally, these are both extremely 'emotional' situations for most women....just saying. If what I just said sounds confusing, that's a mere glimpse into the wonderful world of unbalanced hormones.
Boys, let me be candid in saying that your girl probably isn't demon possessed, even though you may feel at the end of the day that an exorcism could be in order. You may even find yourself 'googling' the nearest Clergyman.
And contrary to an ever growing and popular belief, not all women are riding on the bi-polar coaster. ;although, there are times when it may seem that there is no other reason for the way they are acting.
The good news is, that there is a reason, and you've met her (the reason), the one who isn't always reasonable; we've all met her at one time or another (some have met her more times than others) Allow me to introduce you to the one I like to simply call "Goth Girl." There is a great possibility that she is a distant cousin to "Hell Boy."
This is the girl at that certain time of the month that takes over your wonderful angelic girlfriends and wives and changes them into a wicked fire breathing dragon lady. Goth Girl is not a bad girl, she's just mostly dark, brooding, lamentatious; and seemingly strange and unusual.
There are a few reasons for her to show her dark spirit, one being that helpless feeling of her body being taken over by an unseen force, sometimes driving her into excruciating physical pain or even making her feel like a completely different person altogether. Even the most "together' gals can quickly become a "Goth Girl" and some will go a little further and become an "Evil Goth Girl." She is a force to reckoned with and, might I add, that one should use great caution when approaching the latter, as she can be volatile hot mess.
As many of us know, most experiences with Goth Girl Syndrome is quite temporary, lasting three to five days per month. Be advised that it is best not to anger or upset the delicate balance of the Dictatorship role that your woman has taken during this time of the month....that's just asking for trouble.
The best news is that within a few days, all should return to normal, at least for the next 28 days. :)
Cheers! Until the next adventure.
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